High Crimes is a petty theft of anyone who lays out dollar one to see it on a big screen.  Just when I thought that there could never be a worse Ashley Judd programmer than the one that made her an eight-figure star, Double Jeopardy, here comes this… thing.  Normally, my advice to someone like Ms. Judd, who has made enough money to start making better choices, would be to work with better directors.  But that is the greatest irony here.  Bruce Beresford made Double Jeopardy.  And Carl Franklin is the man behind the camera on High Crimes.