Woody Allen gave a very rare interview to the New York Daily
News this week. Guess he wanted to make sure not to lose any ground
to the returning Roman Polanski as America's Favorite Cradle
Robber.
Apparently, the U-Turn press junket was a lot more interesting
than the movie. First, there was Stone vs. Stone, with director Oliver
unhappy with actress Sharon who was told by Oliver, according to him,
that the film was relatively low-budget and that there would be no movie
star salaries only to have her agent call later with a "request for
a huge fee." Oliver gave the role to Latina-star-on-the-rise Jennifer
Lopez, who filled more than the acting requirements in Stone's eyes.
"Jennifer's full-bodied. She's got a full butt. I think she'll make
women with big butts feel good." Well, no wonder Sharon didn't get the
job. Oliver was looking for the wrong body part.
The other one to make heads do a u-turn at the junket was Nick Nolte.
He told some reporters that he didn't use fake teeth to play the John
Huston-like Jake McKenna. He did. Then there was the one
about his first wife doing a circus high wire act. She didn't. But the
topper was his story about receiving a testicle tuck (I'll give the
male readers a moment to uncross their legs). This one started when
he was being pressed by Bryant Gumbel about the possibility of
having a face lift. Nolte effectively shut Gumbel up by offering that
the only plastic surgery he'd had was a testicle tuck. And the legend
lived. Until the U-Turn junket, where Nolte finally fessed up.
These junkets have everything from tooth to nuts.
Acting
By Phone was reader Joe Duffy's suggestion as a possible
title for the now-in-development Romancing The Stone sequel.
Just goes to prove -- I read my email.
Send some. It's your moral duty.
