MY IMMEDIATELY
PRE-OSCAR® COLUMN
Good morning. This is not today's
column, but a simple reminder that there will be a full column going
up sometime early this afternoon covering the Oscar® nominations.
But, since I hate to leave you all waiting until then to find something
new to read, here are some readers' letters and the like to hold you
over until I get to take a bite deep into Oscar®'s butt. That's
the nice thing about reader mail. You read it once and you want to come
back for more an hour later. Remember to come on back! (For the Oscar®
column, click here.)
From Bob:
"I don't know what ML was thinking, but Blast from the Past was
Alicia Silverstone's best role yet. The Wedding Singer
analogy was pretty close, since this movie reminded me of that one with
its goofy charm and cute love story, but is that a bad thing? Alicia's
career was going downhill pretty fast, playing the 'unattainable' fantasy
girl. Here is the first time she actually gets to play a human being
(well, she's still probably unattainable by the likes of most mortal
men), and it's definitely her warmest performance yet. I wonder if ML
thought The Wedding Singer was a career low for Drew Barrymore,
too.
"It's funny ML goes to great
lengths to point out that he only saw BFTP because it was free. I guess
he's just too cool to dig an unpretentious, cute romance. Everyone else
in the theater loved the movie (well, after a while -- it takes about
30 minutes for Brendan Fraser to even show up, and maybe 45 for
Alicia), and I'd have to say, the love story was the best since... well,
I guess The Wedding Singer. In fact, I was so into it, that during
the [scene edited for spoliers], I was genuinely sad. My only qualm
with the movie was that Christopher Walken wasn't as crazy as
I'd like him to be (by the way, after Excess Baggage, you've
got to wonder why he'd want to work with Alicia Silverstone ever
again)."
From Pete:
"Is there really any difference between Drew Barrymore and Alicia
Silverstone. And even if there is, why would I care to take either
one of them seriously? Ironically, Tori Spelling derserves more
kudos than either of these so-called thespians."
From Donner:
"How's that for cool? My SO and I decide to do the 8:00 showing of Rushmore
at the Arbor in Austin, [Texas], and good thing he bought tickets early,
as they were sold out way ahead of time. We got there at 7:30 and there
was the local bubble gum radio station outside blaring their van with
crapola music, and we wondered, 'What in the world are they doing at
an arthouse theater?' Turns out, they were promoting Rushmore
tonight (seeing as how I don't listen to that station, how would I know?).
And, so, there we are, waiting for the movie, and one of the local DJ's
says, 'Thanks for coming, blah blah, and I'd like to introduce you to
Wes Anderson and Jason Schwartzman.' I know I was surprised!
Wes spoke first, saying he and Owen (Wilson) started writing Rushmore
when in Austin, so they thought it'd be cool to come back for opening
night, so here they all were. Then Jason spoke a little, just saying
it was his 14th time to see the movie, but thanked us for coming cause
we had to 'pay,' and hoped we'd enjoy it. It was great! The movie was
fun, and the audience was excellent, and a good time was had by all..."
From JH:
"Everytime I see an ad for Payback I want to imagine that it's
not going to be an average movie. 'Get ready to root for the bad guy.'
As if that is some kind of new concept to make less than perfect characters
into the hero. Did these people see Mad Max? Have they been alive
in the '90s? Truman Capote had me wrapped around his finger with
In Cold Blood, the first time I ever completed a novel in a day,
and I was still sympathetic to the mass-murdering main character as
he was executed. That's where Elmore Leonard comes in. Payback
is what Out of Sight would have been with a mega star and money
commitments tied around it like an anchor. Instead Steven Soderbergh
and crew made a great book into a great movie. After reading several
of Leonard's novels, I can't help but wish that he could have gotten
his hands on Payback. I know I am jumping mediums, but 'Porter'
even sounds like a Leonard character. That's why I may wind up seeing
this movie. Just the same as going twice to see exactly why it's not
good, I see it and think of what could have been done to fix it. The
irony being that this movie has had way too many voices of change already."
From Debbie:
"Do you think that many of today's generation has even seen or cares
about Point Blank? Which brings a question: How valuable is comparing
a new film with a film from another era? In the case of Psycho
which was a frame-by-frame remake, it invited comparison, but others?
I don't think most people are that movie-knowledgeable. Just my two
cents. And, why is it that Broadway can remake a play and no ones says
much about the interpretation, but remake a movie and people start screaming?
I am looking forward to Payback, just to get away from the serious
Oscar® movies for a while (not to mention teen comedies)."
From John:
"I wonder why Deborah Unger, who's been acting for years, added
the middle name 'Kara' to her screen ID not so long ago. It's not like
Unger is such a common name that we'd mistake her for someone else.
On the same general subject, why do so many actors (particularly actresses)
have triple names lately? To fill up more marquee space? To please both
parents' family trees?"
From Steve:
"I found out I really enjoyed I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
-- I saw it twice. Well, I felt it kind of lacking excitement the first
time I saw it; somehow, I did enjoy all the fun and excitement the second
time. I guess the major reason is I already knew the killer and the
story, so I totally enjoyed all the blood and chasing scenes. I never
paid any attention to Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts, really.
Am I a freak or something? (DAVID NOTE: Could be.) And I love H20, too.
I don't know why. I has never seen a Halloween film before -- all I
knew about the series was a screaming Jamie Lee Curtis, hiding
in the closet. Since Kevin Williamson wrote the script, I think
I just can't help it. Oh, Jackie Chan's Gorgeous (the
previous title was The Glass Bottle) is gonna open this weekend
in Taiwan. Jackie said it's a romantic-action. I'll send the review
as soon as I buy a ticket to see it."
And this public service announcement:
THE BEST OF SLAMDANCE 1999
Thursday, Feb. 11, 1999
The Lloyd E. Rigler Theatre
at the Egyptian
6712 Hollywood Boulevard in Hollywood
Advance Tickets: MOVIEFONE 777-FILM or at the box office
24-Hour Program Info: (323) 466-FILM ext. 2
7:00 p.m.
Audience Award-Winners for Best Short and Best Feature
12 Stops on the Road to Nowhere (18 min.)
Bill gets fired from his job, evicted from his apartment and someone
he doesn't even know wants to bury him alive. Jenny awakens drugged
and robbed. The two meet and things go downhill from there. Directed
by Jay Lowi.
Man of the Century (80
min.)
A sharp-witted, fast-talking young journalist living in present day
Manhattan is inexplicably convinced he is living in the 1920s. A zany
farce typical of 1920s "talkies." Directed by Adam Abraham. Written
and produced by Gibson Frazier and Adam Abraham.
9:30 p.m.
Kodak Vision Award for Best Cinematography
13 (15 min., Belguim)
When Jesus looks into the eyes of Magdalena, she thinks her fate is
to become a nun. Then an angel tells her she must give birth to 13 children,
each of whom must be born on the 13th of the month. Directed by Gert
Embrechts.
Grand Jury Prize Winner
Chi Girl (87 min.)
A mockumentary about a documentarian guy... who stalks a very quirky
girl on camera... while she's stalking her ex-boyfriend in Chicago.
Directed and produced by Heidi Van Lier.
Tickets: $7 General Admission
per program and $5 for Cinematheque Members.
For further information and
full coverage of the 1999 festival please see the website http://www.slamdance.com.
Now, read my Oscar®
column!
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