RANTING
& RAVING
I'm starting to write
today's column at 2:06 a.m. on Monday night. And it's not because of
my busy schedule. Today was a nice slow day. I even got to watch tonight's
cunning, Ling-less episode of "Ally McBeal." Primetime TV. That's a
rarity in my life these days. Anyway, I went to bed early (for me) and
looked forward to a good night's sleep before a full day tomorrow. But
I couldn't sleep. Why? I got an e-mail just before I turned off the
computer for the night. It said only: "Do you ever credit the trade
papers from which you steal most of your information?" Hmmm. I responded
right away, as I do to almost all of my negative mail, explaining that
this is not a column about breaking news. But that word "steal" stuck
in my craw. I tried to figure out who it could be that wrote the note.
I couldn't. And I tossed and turned. Am I a thief of information?
Well, the answer
is no. This column was designed from the start to be a reflection of
the news and not the home of much breaking news. I credit exclusives
and I credit quotes and the rest is based on the same wire reports that
get picked up (not "stolen") by every newspaper in America. Anyway,
I am pretty sure that the e-mail came from a Daily Variety employee
who thought he was being anonymous by not signing the letter and by
using his AOL account. Whatever. I don't know if there is a subject
that I obsess on more in this column than the drawing of moral lines
in show business and its coverage. Negative mail forces me to re-examine
my own choices when readers question them. And I do. I have my small
bit of power from this bully pulpit and I want, I admit, more. The benefits
that I can obtain are nice, but the real joy will be having the power
to support movies that need a champion. And I believe in what I am doing
here, so I believe that I will obtain that power. It's important that
I not get lost in that pursuit. One Hot Button regular wrote this week,
concerned that I was slamming 20 Dates for personal reasons.
Whether true or not (I'll review the film again on Friday), these issues
are always worth examining.
Enough of my issues.
Let's talk blacklist. OK, it's a big leap, but with the slow leak of
buzz over the Elia Kazan honorary Oscar® still buzzing, is
there a right answer to the musical question, "How do you solve a problem
like Elia?" I think the vast majority of us can agree what the measure
of a man (or woman) was when confronted by the House Un-American Activities
Committee. Kazan went the other way. Maybe his choice was sincere and
maybe it was not, but he is blamed by many for not only naming names,
but for giving ongoing life to McCarthyism. But where was the huge wave
of rage when the award was announced? There was none. Just a small ripple,
particularly in one beautifully written piece by Kazan's friend, actor
Alan Garfield, who treasured his friendship but still condemned
the Academy's choice. (I'd love to have you read the piece, but the
L.A. Times would charge you for it.) Will there be a huge wave
of protest on the night of the Academy Awards? I doubt it. Anti-Kazan-Award
folks are asking that people simply sit on their hands when Kazan is
presented. But at the Academy Awards, clapping is an involuntary reaction.
Why is that action brave and honorable when the people who would be
holding their applause haven't attacked the Academy's choice up until
that moment? It's as if the organizers of this "protest" are already
conceding the fact that no one cares enough to really fight this fight.
There is all this
talk about not wanting to upset the evening because it is so important
to the industry. Bull! That's exactly why true moral outrage has a place
at an event like this! If you really believe it, fight. My God, there
was more outcry in Hollywood in support of Bill Clinton abusing
the memory of the horror of true McCarthyism by coining the fallacious
phrase "Sexual McCarthyism," than there is against an honorary award
for a willing participant in the actual hearings! I say, put Pete
Rose in the Baseball Hall of Fame. At least that hall is all about
performance. Compared to some of the already enshrined members of that
institution, Rose smells like his name. But Kazan's is an award of honor.
A choice to pick one man out of thousands for a special award. Previous
honorees include Fred Astaire, Greta Garbo, Buster
Keaton, Orson Welles, Akira Kurosawa, Kirk Douglas
and Stanley Donen. That's pretty good company for a guy who many
feel stabbed Hollywood in the back. Shouldn't there be a battle worthy
of saving honor? Even affable Army Archerd of Variety
felt compelled to question the wisdom of this choice.
Is an industry
where passions run this high saving face by remaining quiet and looking
forward to an episode of "Nightline" and a couple of ads in the trades
seems, to quote a friend, like "chickensh--" to me. On the other hand,
I am a bit embarrassed to admit that this issue doesn't push my personal
Hot Button. For me, like for, I think, most of America, this feels like
an internal fight at the world's most prestigious country club. I know
that I'm wrong. I know that Kazan's actions have historical significance,
even more so than any of his movies, as great as they are. But I have
other atrocities on my mind. That man who was dragged behind a car until
his body broke into pieces scattered on the road. It makes me sick to
just type that. The horror that we are still capable of visiting on
other human beings. I only wish it was unbelievable. The point is, I
will fight my own battles. Does it make me a less honorable man for
not fighting this fight, too? Are the men and women organizing this
hand-sitting protest less honorable for not burning a likeness of Kazan
in effigy in front of the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion? Is Karl Malden's
career forever tarnished by his support of his friend inside the walls
of the Academy?
I don't know.
The lines are foggy.
Forget "don't judge lest ye be judged." This is "don't judge because
how the heck can you figure out what three million things the other
guy is thinking because you can sure as hell bet that he won't be thinking
the same way that you will." Was the lack of a hew and cry over the
absurdity of the Golden Globes something we should be proud of? As journalists
or as members of this community? I think not. Is the ongoing ghettoization
of documentaries by the Academy, which reflects the ghettoization of
the form in theatrical distribution, something we should just roll our
eyes over and not worry about until next year? Obviously not. How about
the lack of VP-level executives of color in this city? How about kids
in R-rated movies? TV shows as features? Objectifying actresses? Greed?
Where to start?
What to fight? How to fight it? Aye, there's the rub. Should I have
to tell you that I just quoted Shakespeare? Is that an affront to his
memory or an insult for me to assume that you don't get it? Webs inside
webs inside webs. We all have to make our choices. That much I feel
sure of, but who am I to make your choice? Even if I'm right. Even if
you're wrong. Odd words, I suppose, from a man who foists his judgments
on the world six days a week. (No, I don't really rest my judgements
or my ego on the seventh day.) But they are sincere. I can only provide
a vision that I see clearly. And you get to make that choice of where
you draw the lines of this column each time you read it. Sometimes it
sucks. Sometimes it's brilliant. Sometimes it just rambles along. But
as long as it brings some light to the subject, I feel I am doing my
job.
F--k the Darkness.
Live in the light.
READER
OF THE DAY:
From Master P (the other one): "I had a busy week, but I have been meaning
to e-mail you. I just came back from the premiere of 20 Dates,
and I would like to comment on the film and your reaction to it. As
for the movie, I thought it was a cute date movie for single urban types
between the agef of 25-35. The film drags considerably from the middle
of the second act until the very end, where it's saved by a nice ending
twist. It's worth no more than the price of a matinee or, realistically,
a video rental. This aside, I thought your review of the film was way
off base and incredibly mean-spirited. Weren't you the same person who
e-mailed me and chalked up Janet Maslin's bad review of Message
in a Bottle to not liking Kevin Costner. So people think
you look like Myles. There are worse people to look like. [Editor's
note: WCW's Disco Inferno.] Your review was the same type of review
of Maslin's that you put down. I think it was very unfair of you to
use your forum in such a manner, especially given your previous comments
in your column and e-mails.
"I am not saying
that you should have given the film a good review. Hey, I'm a close
friend, and I thought it was just OK. However, your review of the film
was not a real review and unfair to both the film and the filmmaker.
In the future, if you are going to review a film, please review it for
those qualities. I equate what you did to a baseball writer not voting
for a MVP candidate because the player didn't treat him well.
"I recently also
saw Go!. Contrary to your glowing review, I was disappointed
in the film. While I thought there was some wonderful and fun parts
to the film, ultimately the film fails because there is no one to care
about. Do you or the audience even remotely care about any of these
characters? It's not that they are bad people, it's just that the writer
and director have not invested enough in them to make us care about
what happens to them. Compare this film to Swingers. While Go!
is technically light-years ahead of Swingers, it lacks the heart
of Swingers. Go! just feels like late-teen and twentysomething
schtick. Besides the Vegas trip was more interesting the last time.
"Finally, I noticed
that Life is Beautiful recently surpassed Il Postino as
the highest-grossing international film in history. Didn't you once
mention in your column that Life is Beautiful is a box office
disappointment. If so, I am sure there are plenty of other international
film producers who wouldn't mind such a disappointment."
E
ME: I still love Go!, a proper look at 20 Dates comes
Friday (my objection to Maslin is that she has biases like all of us,
but doesn't admit them. I do.) and LIB has cost Miramax more than the
$11 million it's made in just P&A. It is, at this point, still a disappointment
for Miramax financially. But Miramax is more interested in Oscar®
nominations than money much of the time, so I'm sure they are thrilled
with the film, even if it brings in significantly less profit for them
than I Got the Hook Up. Where do you draw the line? Do you care
about the Kazan controversy? So you just want us all to shut up so you
can watch the movie?
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