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Friday,
6 August 1999
| WEEKEND
PREVIEW
Oy, what a weekend! There's gonna be some blood on the floor at the
end of this box office weekend for sure as five 1000-plus venue new
releases and three major holdovers fight for your dollars. Now, I usually
reserve such common box office chat for Box Office Extra (available
right here after noon, e.s.t.) and I will today, but let's see how it
structures the weekend. Figure that Runaway Bride and The
Blair Witch Project will both take in more than $25 million. So,
do any of the five newcomers have the juice to even compete for the
top slot?
Of the five new releases,
only Warner Bros. The Iron Giant and Universal's Mystery Men
seem to have the market awareness to get up over the $20 million mark.
The Iron Giant has pretty open road in a hungry kids market that
has only the quickly sliding Inspector Gadget in the way. Besides,
the film is terrific. Mystery Men should have market penetration
by now, but without major stars, it could be a victim of the weekend.
On the other hand, in light of Blair Witch mania, Janeane Garofalo
may now be the biggest movie star on the planet. (No, she's not in Blair
Witch, but she is quirky, comes in multiple formats and can catch you
by surprise over and over again.) The Thomas Crown Affair could
come close to the $20 million mark, but I haven't seen it, so I can't
say much. That is, other than to remind you all again that the ad campaign
is all that matters on opening weekend. The quality of the film is pretty
much irrelevant. And as marketing goes, MGM has not opened a single non-Bond
film to $20 million in this decade. Not The Birdcage, not The
Man In The Iron Mask, not Get Shorty. Not one.
Disney's The Sixth
Sense has got some good word of mouth going on in the creative community,
but the film seems like a candidate to get lost. I honor the idea of an
ad campaign that isn't Bruce Willis obsessed, but right now, it's
"the other spooky movie." And last, but likely least, Dick is unlikely
to do dick. Satire. The Presidency. "Dawson's Creek" meets All The
President's Men. I still haven't caught it (this one I was invited
to), but it could be the greatest film of the year and still not do any
business.
For more specifics
and all the venue counts click on Box
Office Extra.
THE
GOOD: The
Iron Giant is a terrific movie. I don't think it is the movie of the
decade, but it does have a unique vision that sets it apart from any of
the other wannabe-Disney animated films from other studios. The movies
it most reminds me of are the Disney live-action comedies of the early
'70s in which Kurt Russell (most often) ended up being computerized,
sped up or somehow brought into superhuman form. (Of course, Jan Michael
Vincent was the world's greatest athlete.) Here, the Kurt Russell
character gets a mechanical friend and an older Kurt Russell to
watch his back, not to mention the Barbara Harris babe of a mother.
But I don't want to diminish Brad Bird's accomplishment here by
being too Disney focused. This film has its own place.
The story is set in
the '50s, but couldn't be more current. A single mother, struggling (not
completely realistically, but hey, it's a cartoon) to feed and shelter
them and stay connected with her son, too. A kid who is savvy enough to
be doing more than just playing with a new giant toy. Of course, then
you get the classic characters. A hipster who isn't quite as aloof as
he plays. The caricature of the government and especially the one government
operative out to get the giant. But so what? This movie is smarter, more
thoughtful and less interested in pandering to kids than pretty much any
animated film since American Pop (a bit of failed genius that was
completely meant for adults). It is hard to imagine anyone hating this
movie or even feeling disappointed that they went to the theater and paid
to see it. Your life probably won't be changed. But it will be enriched
the way movies can enrich you.
And now, my family's
last review of the week:
Amy (age 34):
What kind of a name is Hogarth anyway? It was a heart-warming tale. It
was good movie. It's good for kids. A little scary. And I don't think
the children get the perspective of the Cold War generation. It's very
geared towards the parents also to be sure we have a "family cinema experience."
It bridges the intergenerational gap, "man." I'd see it again, even if
I had to pay. I would. I liked the music. Now maybe my kids won't think
it's so goofy when I sing along to the music I already know.
Charlie (age
10): It was very exciting. The giant could do almost anything. Hogarth
is a cool kid. He wants to have friends, but he doesn't really and he
wants a lot of pets, but he can't have them. The Iron Giant (himself)
was intense. I liked the guns. I liked the ammunition that people put
on him. I didn't think the violence message was necessary.
Alli (age 8):
I liked it. I liked the Giant. He could put himself back together. I liked
how friendly he was. Why do I have to be on the Internet? I don't think
the Iron Giant would like to be on the Internet. I don't want to be on
the Internet.
THE
BAD: Was
I missing something or is the New York Post off their nut? In The
Iron Giant (this is a minor, minor spolier, I suppose), the Giant
is designed and launched as a weapon. When he ends up crashing back to
earth, he is damaged. He was not designed to be a weapon that only fires
when fired upon. He is a weapon that no longer knows he is a weapon. The
New York Post manages to attack the film twice (on Wednesday in Rod
Dreher's review
and on Thursday in an actual editorial.
Dreher seems to like the film a lot, but manages to get to The Rosenbergs
in paragraph two and closes: "The animation, while nowhere near Disney's
sophisticated standard, is exuberant and as appealing as the movie's history
and politics are appalling," managing in one sentence to explain why he
has a problem with the film (I am, of course, projecting this on him)...he
identifies with the irritating government guy who questions anything that
is different and misunderstands the significance of political threats.
More to the point, The Post (owned by Rupert Murdoch of Fox, though
I suspect that this is not a business-driven editorial) and its editorial
writers have decided that The Iron Giant is an apologists view
of the Cold War. Again, that the Iron Giant was built as an innocent defensive
weapon, proving that "the commies" were really nice guys after all. Maybe
they didn't see the movie and only read Dreher's review, which says: "...the
Iron Giant seeks peaceful coexistence and will only use his sophisticated
weaponry in self-defense." The editorial says "We discover that this seemingly
threatening figure is a weapon - but a peace-loving weapon with a soul,
who fires only to defend himself." Again, in my minds eye, the Iron Giant
was a product of the arms race which crashed and was broken, losing its
war-like objectives in the process and becoming a "sensible" and yes,
even "peace-loving" machine with a heart. Or did I miss the threat?
THE
UGLY:
What becomes a growing legend least? Usually sequels. The guys who did
The Blair Witch Project told me just a month ago that they were
looking forward to doing their next film, a comedy that won't use any
of the Blair Witch techniques. Now the Hollywood Reporter reports
that Myrick and Sanchez are in discussions with Artisan about bringing
four potential Blair Witch storylines to the screen, including two prequels.
"One would explore the ancient Blair Witch legend, and another would
recount the legend of a 1940s serial killer who murdered seven children
(and is mentioned in the original film)," Says The Reporter. If you
ask me, take these four ideas and add more and create a cable TV series
based on the film. This is the first chance we've had in quite a while
to have a legit successor to "The Twilight Zone", generated by a younger
filmmaking demographic. I'd hate to see this film diminished by sequels
that aren't magic and I feel strongly that The Blair Witch Project
is magic in a bottle...luck mixed with preparation matched with a great
idea. In other words, Microsoft before it started to try and take over
the planet. TV, it seems to me, is the best forum to allow for experimentation
and growth for an idea like this, rather than likely stagnation based
on attempts to recapture what was captured by improvisation the first
time around.
THE
CHAT: Next
week, Detroit Rock City takes over at roughcut.com and Yahoo!
Chat. On Tuesday, we have Melanie Lynskey, whose first big
film was Peter Jackson's Heavenly Creatures which also featured
the debut of Kate Winslet. Melanie plays a young woman looking
for a very different kind of trouble in Detroit Rock City. Also,
Sam Huntington, one of the four guys the film is centered around.
On Wednesday, the stunning Shannon Tweed joins us, followed by
one of the hottest comic actresses working today, Lin Shaye (you
might remember her from a little film called There's Something About
Mary). I'm looking forward to chatting with all four of these members
of DRC's breakout cast.
READER
OF THE DAY:
There was a DVD letter delay, but here are a couple. First, from Jimm:
"At last, a subject I can expound upon! With a modicum of insight, at
any rate. I assume you think the DVD format is short-term because of the
scheduled arrival of digital broadcasting and HDTV. The edge that DVD
has is the special edition features that can't be found anywhere else.
It seems more likely that VHS will go the way of Betamax in the next decade,
while DVD supplants it in rental outlets such as Blockbuster and Hollywood
Video. I've never been into collecting movies in the past, but VHS never
offered commentaries and documentaries and storyboards and trailers and
all the other goodies found on special edition DVDs. Also, the Internet
makes access to offbeat and international films very convenient, whether
for rental or purchase. I may not be willing to shell out $35.00 to $50.00
for Hong Kong action movies, but I'll gladly pay Netflix $3.50 plus shipping
for a chance to see stuff I could only read about a year or two ago. Showtime
graciously offers its viewers the letterboxed subtitled version of Hard-Boiled
periodically, but they'll never show the audio commentary featuring the
director and producer Criterion offers DVD owners.
As a film buff, I'm
grateful to the industry for starting this format off properly, and I
tend to buy DVDs as often as renting them just to support the companies
producing and distributing extra-packed DVDs. I have hooked up with another
DVD buff in town and we trade our DVDs free of charge to share our joint
appreciation for this format. That makes me feel better about buying obscure
stuff with limited appeal that I'll never find at any of the local DVD
rental outlets. I tend to scour the Web looking for coupons and special
deals (usually starting at dvdpricesearch.com, which is a terrific
source for bargains), but the bottom line is that my library of DVDs keeps
growing. And my appreciation for the amazing quality of DVD sound and
video is renewed with each film I experience (or reexperience) on DVD.
Granted, I have not done HDTV yet. But I can't imagine being able to afford
that for another five to ten years. DVD is the next best thing to it,
and I hope it continues to flourish in the years ahead."
And now, from Big
B: "I finally decided to get a DVD player this past Christmas. I don't
regret the purchase, and do feel that it's a wonderful format, but I also
have my reservations. The picture is NOT perfect. Part of it is my player,
I'm sure, but there are places where the compression is visible. It's
a field I work in, and I know compression artifacts when I see 'em. The
players and/or DVDs can be buggy. This is scary. I never thought I'd have
to worry about bugs when I was watching a movie. Due to a combination
of bugs on DVDs and in my player, I've seen all kinds of artifacts and
problems. Annoying jumps between tracks. Parts of the DVD that you can't
access from the menus but have to go hunting around the DVD to find (the
worst example I've seen of this is the City of Angels DVD, which
has a wonderful amount of material - if you're motivated enough to find
it). DVDs that you can't play without actually going into the stupid MENU
and playing it from there. Menu options that go nowhere. Etc. etc. etc.
Finally, and the thing
that disturbs me the most, is that since DVDs are essentially computer
programs (to some extent), the makers of the DVD can define what you watch
in what order. Sure, for now they just make me sit through that STUPID
FREAKING warning from the FBI every time. No, you can't skip it, or fast
forward, or stop it, or anything. You just have to wait EVERY DAMN time.
What's next? Ads? Messages from the director? They could put all this
crap in there and we'd just have to sit and watch it before we got to
the opening credits. Hell, I hate to give them ideas, but I bet they could
even disable pause and frame advance if they wanted to, and prevent people
from looking for bloopers and the like. 'I'm sorry. You can't stop the
movie during this sequence, the director has negotiated a contract that
forbids stopping or pausing his movies during car chases.' In any case,
I don't regret buying my player, but don't by any means think it's the
end-all-be-all of formats. It will do for a while, though."
E ME: Iron Giant, Blair Witch
and DVDs may become perennials in the column. What about the other movies
opening this weekend? What is your perspective on anything from the quality
to the meaning of a Brit filling Steve McQueen's shoes? Shouldn't the
New York Post be writing an editorial?
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