NEWS BY THE NUMBERS
Normally, News By The Numbers
covers the Top Ten news items of the week through my psychotic prism.
But there has been virtually no real news this week. So instead of 10,
it will be a lucky 7 buttons to rile you up. Nonetheless, this is the
first full-length column since the holiday break, even if I am short
on numbers. Uh... do I get Martin Luther King, Jr. Day off now?
7. The Force Is Worldwide - No real news in Fox releasing Star Wars:
Episode One - The Phantom Menace on video. Not even that they aren't
releasing a DVD. (Did anyone really think that Lucas would release the
DVDs out of order?) But what is news is that Fox is releasing the video
across the globe all on one day. April 4 is the day. And if you are
looking for symbolism in that it's three days after April Fools Day
and 11 before American tax day, I sure can't find any. But does this
make the purchase of a copy of the movie a write-off for Hot Button
readers?
6. Huh?: It's pretty rare that you read a report and think a movie star
is being paid too little for a movie. But Ashley Judd is apparently
going to do a Tony Goldwyn movie for "just" $4 million. I assume
that in the vein of A Walk on The Moon, Goldwyn is making a "small"
movie, so I guess it's not completely shocking. But shouldn't we be
reading that Ashley's getting $15 million to play Clarice Starling in
Hannibal? (Note: I've been pushing for this for a while, including
to one fellow columnist, who apparently saw Judd's name mentioned on
EW Online after we talked about it and decided to credit them. I guess
EW Online is now trying harder to promote itself, as it has taken credit
for every rumor that has long been on the web or in other media regarding
Hannibal. Of course, they make a mockery of themselves, as any
of us do, who took the Gillian Anderson rumor seriously for more
than a split second. That rumor started on a G.A. fan site. After all,
what could be stupider than hiring an actress who has become know for
playing one F.B.I. agent on TV to play another that is completely...completely!...different?)
5. Joining The Party: The number of folks with DVD players grew 247
percent last year. Amazing. There are now 8.5 million DVD-ready households
in the world, almost 6 million of them in the U.S. alone. It took me
a long time to get on the satellite bandwagon, though I still expect
it to be a short-term technology. And so, it looks like when I return
from Sundance, it will be time to take the DVD plunge. Just what I needed...
another way to see movies. Oy!
4. Another IPO Magnet: Robin Williams has joined the Internet
Elite, hosting (what exactly does that mean?) a weekly comedy program
on a new site called Audible.com. For his trouble, Williams gets stock
options... a lot of them, I'm sure. And there is no doubt that this
will make Audible.com a huge, immediate presence in cyberspace. And
there seems little doubt that about 18 months from now, when Williams
realizes he is the only thing of value on the site, that he will take
his big money and run, leaving a shell behind. Hey, it's possible that
I'm wrong and that Audible.com will use the Williams gambit to build
something wonderful. But based on how much money must be involved to
get a Robin Williams to play, my bet is that this is just going
to be a variation on dot.com TV commercial spending... an ultimately
fading blur. Nonetheless, welcome to the party, RW.
3. ...And The Law Won: Fox Searchlight has had a pretty good run of
late under Lindsay Law (though over the holidays, I inexplicably
put Laura Ziskin in charge of Searchlight - on her way out the
door - and not Fox 2000... a bit of brain damage that the holidays didn't
allow to be immediately corrected...duh!). With all the studios now
trying to come up with "arthouse" fare that has a chance to reach the
box office heavens, Law hit the jackpot with The Full Monty in
‘97, both financially and as an awards magnet. But The Ice Storm
showed the downside. It was a high quality film that didn't have the
marketing oomph, due to limited financial resources, to draw either
more box office (maxing out at under $8 million domestic) or fulfil
its awards potential. In ‘98, Searchlight had controversy in Two
Girls and a Guy, a long, long pre-release buzz push for Slums
of Beverly Hills and what seemed like a sure Oscar® flick
in Waking Ned Devine. That's about as full a sellable plate as
Miramax ever has. But even sex with Heather Graham couldn't fill
the till for Two Girls, Slums revved its engines longer than it lasted
in theaters, effectively launching Natasha Lyonne's face and
nothing else and even though Ned Devine made a profitable $25 million,
it got blasted come Academy Awards time by the Miramax machine. This
year Searchlight has 2 major art films and again, no likely breakout.
Boys Don't Cry seems sure to get a Best Actress nomination for
Hilary Swank, but the movie is still under $3 million in domestic
gross and has never played on more than 51 screens in any weekend. In
fact, it's only in one small art house, in a gay neighborhood, here
in L.A. Titus is just beginning and audiences have been strong
at the one screen it's on here. And I, certainly, will be fighting for
the film. But will Fox Searchlight have the marketing might/dollars
to break it out? That seems to be the Achilles heel.
But I write not to bury Lindsay
Law, but to praise him. In a period when people aren't being fired
at certain studios because there is no one obvious around to replace
them, Law seems to be leaving 100% of his own accord... back to the
east coast and into theater. While some companies have done okay picking
up foreign films (Sony Pictures Classics) or building on what Miramax
leaves behind (Lion's Gate), Fox Searchlight has been the one inner-indie
(coin it, repeat it, love it) with a sense of a personal vision. And
now, that person is leaving. Ciao. And thanks for the memories.
"Disney,
Canada & A Snow Falling Loving ROTD"