WEEKEND
PREVIEW
Quite a weekend.
Generally, August is like
skiing down the side of a mountain with the snow melting out from under
you as you get closer to the bottom. Not this year. New Line's traditional
summer slumber, interrupted only for giant sequels with spies who shag,
is ending with a bang this year, with The Cell poised to be a
major success for the company. The Original Kings of Comedy is
probably the best made comedy concert film ever, with Spike Lee
adding great touches to what is normally a by-the-book affair. And the
comics are pretty funny, too. Godzilla 2000 is…well, it's exactly
what it is. I don't really do straight reviews for roughcut.com,
but because of circumstance (Susannah Breslin's car was crushed
by a giant lizard on the way to the screening…don't worry, she's okay.),
I did just that. So, you can read my second official roughcut.com
review (the first was for the porn documentary Exhausted, which
I did as an adjunct to Boogie Nights coverage) by clicking
here. That's a three-for-three weekend of wide releases, my friends.
That's a lot better than last weekend's flaccid trio of The Replacements,
Autumn in New York and Bless the Child.
The thing that's fascinating
to me about this weekend is that people who love movies of all shapes
and sizes will have a field day and people who have a list of what they
don't like will have to be very, very careful. All three wide releases
this weekend come with my recommendation and my warning. If you don't
like Godzilla or movies that make you feel creepy or jokes about being
Black or White in America…choose wisely. If you embrace all three things,
plan on going to the multiplex and sneaking from theater to theater
all day Saturday or Sunday. You have a lot of work to do.
Box
Office Extra will be right here at noon e.s.t. today.
The piece on Almost Famous
will be on Monday.
THE GOOD:
The Cell is good. Why "just" good? Well, things even out. The
film is a visual sensation, creating a macabre house of hallucinatory
horrors that is unlike any movie you've ever seen. Well, mostly. Unfortunately,
it does bring to mind Se7en, perhaps making it seem less original
than it is. And Tarsem, the director who likes to go by one name,
is so fond of some of the images in his mind that we've already seen
them in some of his music videos (which is, presumably, where David
Fincher got some ideas for some parts of Se7en …small world,
huh?). All that said, the film is still a remarkable visual production
that you can almost taste as the light of the projector passes you on
the way to the screen.
Of course, the story ain't
worth a tinker's damn. The ideas that went into the story are fascinating.
And clearly, someone had some great ideas or there wouldn't be so many
interesting story threads sitting around on the floor at the end, waiting
to be tied up by someone….anyone! Without giving up any spoilers, was
it a coincidence that Vince Vaughn and Vincent D'Onofrio
could be family members and one is the good guy and the other is the
bad guy in this movie? Probably not. Didn't go anywhere. Is there a
reason why the girl that the clock is counting down for throughout the
movie is allowed no personality whatsoever? Why is Jennifer Lopez
really so selfless in her efforts? What was the meaning and real root
of D'Onofrio's character's psychosis….besides the incredibly simplistic
one given. (It's not that I don't think that extreme child abuse can
make someone lose their mind, it's that the steps towards specific manifestations,
particularly in the dreams, aren't really addressed in the movie.) And,
of course, the ultimate cop movie goof of why no one noticed the key
clue early in the film WHEN THE CAMERA WAS LINGERING ON IT FOR 3 SECONDS
IN CLOSE-UP.
Okay. So I don't think this
is as complex as, say, Kiss the Girls. It's not even in the same
arena as The Silence of the Lambs or Se7en or even
Neil Jordan's flawed but occasionally amazing In Dreams...certainly
not in the same city as Jordan's film about a child turned to his dark
side, The Butcher Boy. And my head was pounding throughout the
film with the realization that it would have been even more effective
had someone been able to convince Tarsem to leave the grand camera
moves and images for the dreams only and to not overshoot every walking-n-talking
scene in the "real" world.
But The Cell is still
worth your time and you will still take a lot away from this movie on
the visuals alone. Jeff Wells of Reel.com made a salient
point, even if it got a little lost in his other points about the movie.
The Cell is a trip movie. It is a simplistic variation on Terry
Gilliam's grossly underrated Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
That movie asked you to deal with a narrative and take the drug trip
at the same time. Most people refused. All The Cell asks you
to do is to sit back, buckle up and let the movie wash over you like
the ocean--occasionally violent, but always salty.
Forget about the fact that
all this dream stuff, which dominates the vast majority of the movie,
has almost nothing to do with cracking the police case that it supposedly
is about. Forget that the sense of it being a fable is bowdlerized by
the fact that almost none of the character action is fully motivated.
Forget that poor Dylan Baker might have been called Dr. Exposition
with the load of dialogue that was nothing but exposition from the start
of the film until the end. Like Godzilla 2000, this movie is
not about rational movie analysis. It's about the rollercoaster. The
Cell makes people feel things…strong things. It speaks to the subconscious.
It speaks to the stoned. And it's going to speak loudly to the box office.
THE BAD
LANGUAGE: Okay.
The Original Kings of Comedy is not for you if you are sensitive
to four-letter words. It's also not for you if you accuse black Americans
of being hypersensitive but freak out when your ethnicity is made fun
of in any way by anybody other than your best friend who shares your
skin tone and religious beliefs.
But if you can get over those
two issues, this movie is a lot of fun. Shot by Spike Lee, the
film has a very joyous energy, in which the audience is clearly a part
of the experience of the movie. Apparently, he shot it digitally, so
it will look quite different on video than it will on celluloid at a
theater. But it looks good. And it has the rawness that a real live
concert has. But Lee, through off-stage interviews and time spent with
the 4 Kings in their down time, also gives you a sense of each comedians
personality and personal reality. I feel like I really do know these
guys now. And that's something special in a live comedy film.
Steve Harvey is the
emcee and seems to be the emcee in life as well. Bernie Mac is
the big, rough, pain-in-the-a** who tells it exactly how it is, no matter
what or who is in front of him. Cedric the Entertainer is the
shy, precise anal guy who started telling jokes under his breath and
realized that he was making everyone laugh with every sly thought. And
D.L. Hughley is the motor-mouth who has something to say about
everything. You know that every one of these guys wants to be and thinks
he is the funniest guy at the table. But there is a blending that fits
just right, so no one breaks the line that they all walk together.
The one thing that got a
little tiresome for me was that all four men opened their sets with
what it's like to be black and what it's like not to be white. After
a while, funny though it was, it felt like they were beating the same
dog over and over again. Thing is, I didn't care whether they were black
or white…or for that matter, whether I was black or white…they were
funny and I was laughing at the same things we all laugh at, human foible.
"Steal,
Remember & Criticize"