WEEKEND
REVIEW
It was an ugly weekend,
but clearly, I had no idea how ugly. Monkeybone's estimated $2.6
million was so ugly that Rupert Murdoch might re-hire Bill
Mechanic just so he can fire him again. Of course, Titan's
$9.4 million start was more that three and a half times the Monkeybone
disaster. Like Titan, this seemed to be one of those rare occasions
when Fox marketing just couldn't figure out how to sell a movie. Even
more to the point, this seemed to be another picture that fell in the
cracks between a kid's movie and a film for juvenile adults. When the
photo that showed up in most publications was of a felt monkey passing
wind through a plastic vent… well…
But, in a way, 3000
Miles To Graceland seems like a much uglier story. After all, the
folks at Fox can blame Monkeybone on Bill Mechanic. And
Warner Bros.? Well, they just bring out the audio tape of Dan Fellman
explaining that they don't have to spend a dime in their deal with
Elie Samaha. And so they don't… which is why you have seen two Elie
Samaha flops in the last six weekends, this and The Pledge.
The studio, particularly under the watchful eye of its new AOL parents,
isn't going to throw good money at bad movies.
For those of you
who like to live on the Kevin Costner career-death watch, this
is only his second movie in the last 5 years to open with less than
$10 million. The other one was The Postman, which opened to $6.8
million and ended up grossing just $17.6 million domestic. No matter
how much you want to write this guy off, that stat puts him in fairly
exclusive territory. 66.6 percent of openings over $10 million in the
last five years means that he is, statistically, still a "movie
star." What does that mean? He's still in that exclusive group of about
20 openers.
The news is not
quite as good for Kurt Russell, who is much better liked in Hollywood's
inner circles, but whose career hit a wall with Soldier ($6.4
million start/$14.6 million domestic total) and who is, perhaps, moving
into the third stage of his career with a supporting character role
in the Cruise/Crowe remake of Vanilla Sky. (By the way, the still
unnoted, but soon to make you sick of hearing about it, story there
is Penelope Cruz taking the female role in this version that
is the opposite to her role in the original. The hints were there in
this month's Premiere piece on her, but for some reason, it was
not noted in specific, as I recall.)
In the Oscar section,
Traffic's reported figures are actually improving week-to-week
from what it was doing (off "just" 32 percent, according to weekend
estimates), while Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon took its biggest
hit to date this weekend (estimated to be off 40 percent this weekend,
despite adding 268 screens) and Chocolat dropped an estimated
18 percent despite adding 363 screens. In Brocko-News, Erin is now open
on one L.A. screen and will open on one New York screen this Friday
and will run indefinitely. For the Gladiator (aka Not So Glad
He Ate Her) story of the day, please see The Bad.
THE
GOOD: I love this one! Mitch Goldman, formerly of
New Line, is starting a new company that offers the extremely unusual
product of independent wide-release distribution, with the independence
indicating the company's freedom from studio ties, not that they will
be releasing indie films. The company is called Premiere Marketing &
Distribution Group and it is willing to guarantee "a minimum opening
of 2,000 screens and a minimum of $15 million in pre-opening and first-week
print and advertising expenditures per release," as reported in The
Hollywood Reporter.
Essentially, what
Goldman is doing, is making the business of distribution and publicity
as independent as producing is these days. As a producer, you will now
be able to pick and choose all the pieces of the puzzle for your film
from pre-production costs through wide distribution to ancillary output
deals. Ironically, Elie Samaha has been mentioned already today
for his deal with Warner Bros. Well, the reason he felt compelled to
do a deal with Warner Bros. through Morgan Creek is that getting releases
of over 1000 screens has traditionally been impossible without a studio
distributor behind you.
Of course, that's
the rub. As key as foreign/independent financing has become, the current
cash crunch in Germany, the country that followed the cash crunch in
Japan, may mark the end of the current cycle of real independence for
projects that need 2000-plus screens. Elie Samaha is all but
over. The other foreign-finance indies are playing it much closer to
the vest.
So, where is the
business going to come from? Will studios outsource distribution for
some of their pictures, as they often do with publicity for art house
fare now? Can they save money by not running their in-house machinery
quite as hard?
Goldman tells THR
that he will distribute his first picture in the traditionally fallow
period of mid-August. But for whom? Goldman says that his prices will
be similar to studio prices (20 – 30 percent) but that he won't be charging
for the overhead charges over which majors are so often accused of screwing
talent.
In the end, my guess
is that the majority of Premiere's business will be with smaller movies,
not the 2000+ ones. Word is, he already has a deal with Sony for their
video/CD division.
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