Welcome to
Tuesday. Heres the line-up.
Today, Ill do some reviewing that seems to have slipped
through the cracks. Tomorrow, no Hot Button, but in honor of the
values of independence, there will be a special Civilian Voices on A.I. Thursday
back to normal.
Before I
get to business, some business. July 4 was the date that I frequently mentioned
as the youll have it by date for Hot Button merchandise. The mugs are in my possession and would have
gone out late last week, except the wrong boxes were sent and if we
shipped them like that, you would be getting $20 worth of broken pottery. The T-shirts and hats are due to be here before
the end of the week. I just
want to thank you all again for your patience and to apologize for the
slowness of the process. Now
you know why I write about movies and am not in the retail novelty business.
That written,
on with the show
I returned
to A.I. on Monday. Honestly, I was hoping that I would like the film better and see
some of what has inspired so many on the I loved it side
of the argument over the film. As
with most big scale films, the second trip was smoother.
Some of the things that seemed really important the first time,
like the celebrity vocal cameos, became less significant.
I had a truly Kubrickian feeling when Spielberg went to black
with David in the forest and came up on Gigolo Joe
signaling the
act break simply and cleanly. But
all things considered
not much of an improvement.
You may want
to move on now if you are spoiler sensitive
.
After some
time away from the film, some things I consider mistakes are even more
glaring. Some have rationalized
that the intention was for David to bond with mommy and not daddy,
who is never called daddy by Junior Roboto. Insanity!
The film presents the question, If a machine can love,
can a human love it back? Well
not if you set it up for absolute failure.
Parental relationships are difficult enough without setting up
the father to remain aloof ironic, given that Sam Robards
character is set up to be a sweetheart. But by the end of the first act, daddy
seems to really dislike David
not that we see him show any affection
for his birth child either.
Mommys
behavior is even more despicable the second time around.
She leaves the child alone in the woods, while she is fully aware
of the dangers he will face. She rationalizes to herself that its
okay because taking him back to the manufacturer is sure death, while
leaving him pretty much defenseless to suffer is kind.
This is not a very responsible parent.
And in my minds eye, all she is really doing is avoiding
her own responsibility for her grief.
What she doesnt know is less painful.
Her fear is real, but her love is not.
She had other options and took the easiest one
for her.
Then there
are the small acts of violence. Remember the look on her face when her son
brings her Pinocchio to read? Does
she make another choice? No. Does she read to her sons as equals,
one on each side? No. And what really gets her off about David in
the first place? Unconditional,
blind, single-focus, simple, absolute love.
And when the going gets tough, her son is treated
more callously than she treated her sick sons play toy, Teddy.
How about
that second act? When we meet
Gigolo Joe, he is with a woman who has apparently been beaten by her
last lover. Think about that
beaten by her last lover. And
do we get to deal with the weight of that
the idea of a woman,
in her pain and fear, turning to a Mecha
and perhaps finding real
and reasonable comfort? No. Because
this version of A.I. has a sex robot that really doesnt
get sexual, except to throw out some of the most obvious clichés in
the history of singles bars. And
when he plays music, the songs are old-fashioned romantic songs
is that what every woman wants? Personally,
I love those songs
but does every woman want that as their background? The guy changes accents and hair color, why not music?
The dumping
ground sequence is perhaps the best in the film.
The idea of a race of people who scours the garbage to reassemble
themselves and to survive is a very powerful one.
However it, too, is incomplete.
Is the dumping a coincidence or is it bait, set out by the Flesh
Fair team? Is there a robot underground? Is there anyone who wants to help the robots
survive? What is the political
significance of unlicensed robots?
Why is David unlicensed? He
never removed whatever tags he had
or are we assuming that he
had no markings at all? (By the way
the kids at the pool wonder
and so should we
does David have a penis?
What would it mean if he did
or didnt?)
At the Flesh
air itself, Adorable Little Girl leads Hip Young Dad to David, thinking
hes real. HYD wants to
save David, but why? Does he
just want to exploit him more effectively or does he believe that David
is important? And what kind
of jackass has his little daughter at a sideshow event which is primarily
focused on the destruction of near-sentient life? Doe she take her to watch animals get destroyed at the pound on
the weekend?
Sex City
looks a lot like Universal City Walk here in L.A
just a little
raunchier, though Ive seen some scary stuff on weekend nights
over there. But even if I dont
jump all over Dr. Know
and I am a lot less bothered by that sequence
than most who dont really like the film seem to be
what
is the subtext of Dr. Know. Here you have a sex robot who believes in this
mechanical device quite sophisticated when you think about it
hes a big data bank almost as a religious icon.
And indeed, when push comes to shove, Dr. Know kicks out information
that seems to be coming from a place that is beyond his norms. A fascinating idea
Dr. Know IS the Wizard
of Oz for robots. Humans come
to him and ask their silly questions.
But when robots come, he gives them the real stuff!
Nahhhh
why bother making the stew too thick?
Dont
even get me started on how sick the William Hurt character is
to recreate his dead son as a replacement robot for all the world.
But what about that powerful moment when David kills his doppelganger,
who seems to be a manufacturing a generation more sophisticated than
David? Davids passion
to be singular in powerful. But does his easy entry into being a murderer mean that Mommy was
right to get rid of him? Would
her natural son been his first kill?
Daddy?
And Davids
suicide attempt doesnt exactly generate faith in the concept of
a child who loves either. Is
the realization that we are not all completely unique to the universe
responded to best by trying to kill ourselves?
No one would make it through high school.
The finale
well, what can I say? The glory of love is that it exists in a complex world. Its easy to love in a pre-apple Garden
of Eden. The mark of a great
parental love is the parents ability to give that comfort and
security to a child in the midst of the chaos that life is.
Would any real child be so comforted by one perfect day with
mommy in light of the fact that she would be gone forever the next day? Or would any child prefer more time with their imperfect parents
whose love is real? As an adult
who hasnt had my back scratched by mommy in a decade or so, I
guess there is some sweet notion of having one of those great days again. But I am an adult now. Perfection
has become defined by the strength of consistency from the people I
love. Anyone can fling. The test comes with time.
And so it
shall for A.I. Maybe
time will treat A.I. well, like a Kubrick movie. Maybe not. I still say that I would have preferred a true Kubrick movie or a
true Spielberg movie. Dont
tease me with Brendan Gleesons racist rage against the
machines and never pay it off? A
Flesh Fair with a daring escape
thats Spielberg.
Gleeson with a sex robot in the trailer, coming out into the
center ring and flicking on the robots pain sensors so hell feel
everything and then railing against the dangers of machines in our lives
thats Spielberg. In the Spielberg movie, Gigolo Joe dances in shadows. In the Kubrick movie, Gigolo Joes brain
figures out what the woman he is with would most like and then he does
it so smoothly and expertly that she really will think twice about going
back to human men. In a Spielberg,
there is family conflict around the new robot kid.
In a Kubrick, David goes to a woman who has lost her son and
husband and who needs his love as much as he needs hers (by programming),
but who cant deal with the guilt of replacing them with a machine,
so she sends him away.
Of course,
I dont really know exactly how Kubrick influenced Spielberg or
what Kubrick might have done. Im sure that S.K. (no G) would have surprised the hell out
of me. But the film that exists
never really got me
either time.
I wish it had.
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