WEEKEND
REVIEW
This was
the third straight weekend where the tracking on the top movie was off
by 50 percent or more. This
is the second straight weekend where I seem to be the only person who
picked the Number One film
and I apologized for it as I did it,
since I am somewhat of a sucker for the tracking as well.
(And for the record, I significantly underestimated The Score
and overestimated Final Fantasy by almost 50 percent.)
The point
is that I guesstimate the box office every weekend based on a combination
of both tracking and my intuition, personal insights, etc, etc, etc.
The film business, with the head of the baby shifted
from the production department to the marketing department and that
head being so oversized that it makes Winona Ryders watermelon-on-a-twig
beauty seem perfectly proportioned by comparison, is not a science.
In fact, its not even a real business.
Try as the multinationals might to reduce everything into prepackaged
luncheon meat, things have never been less predictable.
And dont
get me wrong
this is not one of those rants about how movies suck
now. That, in my opinion, is
a cheap cop-out used by film critics and experts who dont
have the slightest interest in examining the past or current cinema
without rose-colored or shit-colored glasses, depending on which era
theyre focusing. The underlying fundamental reality that movies
have always been driven by money first hasnt changed. But there is something deeper going on right
now. More on that on Wednesday.
Back to this
specific weekend
THE
GOOD: Legally
Blonde found its audience with great élan.
Its estimating an opening of $2.8 million more than Coyote
Ugly, $2.4 million better than Chicken Run and just $3.8
million behind Me, Myself & Irene.
Thats a strong opening for Reese Witherspoon, whose
only real starring role was in Election and she had Mathew
Broderick too and never grosses more than $3.2 million in
a single weekend. Even her big movies in supporting roles opened much smaller (Cruel
Intentions - $13 million, Pleasantville - $8.9 million).
A bigger
surprise, to me, is the estimated $19 million for The Score.
Word of mouth on the film seems to be very strong, so it may
continue as well. But when you consider that Robert DeNiros Ronin,
which had some great car chases to sell, but only opened
to $12.7 million and Edward Nortons Fight Club,
which also had Brad Pitt, only opened to $11 million
pretty damned good start. My bet is that the real draw for this film
is that it is one-of-a-kind in the marketplace. There is no other thriller out there (at least not in English or
that isnt out of order). And
Paramount does a good job with these films, filling the niche in 1999
with The Generals Daughter ($22.3 million opening) and
last year with Rules of Engagement ($156 million start).
THE
BAD: Cats &
Dogs fell a somewhat surprising 47 percent
it had a strong
opening, but it is a kids flick and Final Fantasy didnt
exactly steal its audience. Scary
Movie 2 also fell harder than one would have expected, off an estimated
56 percent to $9.5 million after a fairly weak start with $20.5 million
last weekend. And Shrek, in a fall that should be
in its own category after weeks of amazing success, fell out of the
Top Ten for the first time, dropping at least 35 percent to a still
unknown amount of less than $4 million.
Awwwww
THE
UGLY: Plenty to work
with here! Lets start
with the ugliest opening of the Summer of 2001 so far. Final Fantasys $11.5 million opening
wins, hands down. It makes Pearl
Harbor seem like Titanic, since Pearl Harbors
opening weekend will dwarf Final Fantasys final domestic
total
and it should even get close to making its money back.
Disappointed by A.I.s box office? More on that in a minute, but the costs were about the same (Final
Fantasy cost more, but A.I. had a bigger marketing budget),
and A.I. started with almost $30 million.
If Titan A.E., a movie $30 million - $50 million cheaper
than Final Fantasy, with no built-in marketing component to exploit,
gets credit for bringing down Bill Mechanic at Fox after opening
to $9.4 million an inaccurate assessment, but one that is popularly
held whose blood is going to be shed at Columbia?
The answer? Probably no one. For whatever reason, the Japanese owners of Sony seem to hold John
Calley in esteem and appear unwilling to embarrass him by firing
him before his contract runs out.
I hold John
Calley in high esteem
but his tenure at Sony remains one of
the great shocks in the history of the film business. Starting with nearly two full years of releasing
pictures from a previous regime, moving into the Sony High period and
now into the blur of product in the last year, Calleys run at
the studio is absolutely confounding.
David Puttnam failed for all kinds of reasons, but one
could never say that he did not have very distinct filmic footprints
at the studio
even if they were in oatmeal and not cement.
How will we remember John Calleys recent run at
Sony? I wish I could tell you.
And for a guy who many consider one of the best minds in the
business, ever, thats a damned shame.
And then,
theres A.I., of an estimated 64 percent in weekend three.
Geez! I have problems with A.I., but I never
expected this. This aint
Scary Movie 2. Did you
know that Empire of the Sun was never on more than 673 screens? I do, now that I was trying to figure out whether A.I. is
indeed the biggest disappointment of Spielbergs career. Think its Always? That film cost less than $30 million to make.
And though it, too, was a remake, Spielberg did not have the
shadow of an idol looking over his shoulder from beyond.
Understand
this
there will be critics who treat this as some have treated
Kubrick films. They will continue
to say that it is misunderstood and under appreciated for as long as
anyone will listen. And one
of these years, Film Comment or some such outlet will embrace
A.I. as a lost masterpiece.
But I will likely remain on the other side of that argument.
Yet, I didnt feel the need to see A.I. crash and
burn as it has. Forget the fight
for $100 million domestic
$90 million domestic now seems like
a reach. Theres nothing artificial about that
ugliness.
GOLDEN
OPPORTUNITY: Len
Schrader and David Weisman appear with Kiss of The Spider
Woman at the Egyptian Theater in L.A. this Thursday, in anticipation
of the re-release of the film. Meanwhile,
in NYC at the Film Forum, The Blue Angel is playing
with
a special look at Dietrichs screen test for the film. And in Chicago on Friday night, Raging Bull
is the Midnight movie at the Music Box.
BAD
AD WATCH: Im
worn out by all the abuse Sony has drawn in this column lately
so, Im going to stay away from the double truck ads for Final
Fantasy and Americas Sweethearts.
If you know what message anyone who isnt already pre-sold
on either film is getting from the ads, let me know.
JUST
WONDERING: Have I
given proper credit to Harry Knowles for his shredding of Rollerball? I dont think his review has anything
more to do with the move to 1st Quarter 2001 than what everyone
else has been saying about this film for months
reporters seem
to have forgotten that the film had already been pushed into late August
by MGM, having decided that it was not up to a mid-summer release.
However, I believe that this marks the first time Harry tore
into a film that he was invited to early and with as much crap as he
has taken for things like Armageddon Tears and Grinch glop in the past,
he deserves equal credit when he does it right
and so it goes.
READER
OF THE DAY:
Not Madame LaFarge poses and interesting question: Okay, I've defended A.I. plenty,
but it's obvious that the movie isn't going down well with American
audiences. Fine, whatever, that's their verdict. I am curious about
your take, though, on the film absolutely exploding in Japan, where
it's on track for an astonishing 90 million dollars (and is apparently
emotionally wiping out Japanese women, specifically). The critical reaction
here was largely strong, but the audience reaction speaks for itself.
What's the missing factor that explains why it's playing so well there,
and so poorly here?
E
ME:
What do yall think?