THE FUZZY
PICTURE: I tend to be pretty
pleased with Patrick Goldsteins Big Picture column in the
L.A. Times. But he pissed me
off big time this Tuesday. The
column
was about the disconnect between critics and the public these days,
based on the reviews for A.I., headlined Reviewers' 'A.I.'
May Be 'Aging, Irrelevant'. Cute. And there are arguments to be made
they
just werent in Patricks story.
Hindsight,
it seems, is not always 20/20. Sometimes it feels like 20/20
especially
when it agrees with your opinion. As
much as Ive ripped Pearl Harbor, where was the Goldstein
column explaining how out of touch film critics are by ripping that
film a new one as it grosses nearly $200 million?
He agreed with the critics there
and so, no column. What about the Goldstein column about how important critics were
to Traffic and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? Well, it wasnt really the critics that
drove those movies. But what
Im concerned about is intellectual consistency.
I personally
believe/agree that there are a lot of generationally handicapped film
critics out there right now. But Goldstein points to A-list reviews
from A.O. Scott and Lisa Schwarzbaum
both of whom
are end-of-baby-boom/Gen X types. Geez,
A.O. Scott compares A.I. to earlier Spielberg movies. A.O. Scott wasnt a movie critic
or in any way a writer about movies - the last time Spielberg
made a movie! And what about a guy like Michael Wilmington
at the Chicago Tribune
highly respected and NEVER one to
be in anyone elses boat. This
is the guy who put O Brother, Where Art Thou? at the top of his
top Ten last year. (And the
more times I watch it, the more I am willing to agree that he isnt
nuts.) But there isnt a paper in America that wouldnt be well
served by adding Wilmington to their staff.
Goldstein
also assumes to know what rank-and-file moviegoer sentiment
is, capturing it best by quoting an extremist letter to
the Times, that stated, Forget about nonexistent movie critics--"A.I."
could be the biggest scam ever put upon the general public by the entertainment
industry. This film is horrible!"
Think what you may about the film, when did A.I. ever
present itself as anything other than what is was
ambiguous and
unusual? I feel strongly that the reason the film didnt
open as well as hoped is not because people hated the film (Hot Button
Rule #3: Opening Weekends are NEVER about the quality of the film.),
but because Warner Bros. and Steven Spielberg didnt try
to trick the public into thinking it was something it wasnt.
That is, other than good.
But thats hardly unusual.
A.I. was about as honorable a sales job as youll
ever see.
But then
Goldstein gets rolling into a mistaken idea that he and his buddies
are the real arbiters of taste, throwing away any real sense of perspective.
When Patrick takes on Denby for shredding Staying Alive
as the vision of the end. As you watch it, the idea of what a movie is
crumbles before your eyes," wondering what Denby can do to top
that pan when watching Tomb Raider, hes exposing his own
limitations. Firstly, taking an 18-year-old quote out of
context is unfair. But, more
to the point, as often as I disagree with Denby, he was right with that
review of Staying Alive
not just because the movie sucked
but because it did, in fact, mark a distinct change in the history of
popular film. Saturday Night Fever represented a film that could be, in
1977, commercial, while still keeping a light on for the fading traditions
of the early 70s. By the time
of Stallones 1983 sequel, Stallone himself had already taken Rocky
from intimacy into hyperactivity and indeed, his version of Tony
Maneros life marked the beginning of the end of Travoltas
first career. (Two of a Kind and Perfect finished
him off, but Staying Alive was the kick off.) In fact, Tomb Raider doesnt deserve
that kind of review. Its
just more of the same
not much different than Swordfish
or The Fast and The Furious in spirit or execution.
Then Our
Mr. Goldstein starts smugly deconstructing films that were too complex
for both critics and audiences, Bringing Out The Dead and Eyes
Wide Shut. But again, just
because they werent successful entertainments does not mean they
werent works of absolute genius by directors not past their prime,
but right in the height of their skill.
Of course, neither film really fits Goldsteins profile,
since both were attacked by a lot of the critics out there.
Both films will, I can assure you all, be studied by filmmakers
and students of film for decades, as the richness of both films, which
repelled the public, is beyond the reach of 99 percent of filmmakers
working today. You want to
know what Scorsese film I think is way overrated and over praised?
The Age of Innocence. It just doesnt work. It was a transitional film for him. It informs all his films afterwards, but its
not, in my opinion a very good film.
Kubrick? There is a touch
of genius in every single film
but he didnt make many films. Is The Shining the weak link? Many disagree. Barry Lyndon? Watched
it again a couple of weeks ago
not in the pantheon, but theres
some amazing stuff there.
Goldstein
continues,
with rare exceptions, such as American Beauty,
today's audiences prefer safe, less demanding fare. Uh, Patrick, with due respect to a film I liked
a lot
American Beauty WAS safe, less demanding fare. Do you want to see a dangerous, very demanding
film that covers the same topic and expands on it exponentially? See Fight Club. What did people who hated Fight Club
say over and over? I liked
the first part
with the Ikea stuff.
That was the part that was exactly the same as American Beauty
the safe part. Its easy
to say you feel imposed upon by a world thats become too pre-packaged. Admit that part of you really wants to be hurt and hurt others just
so you can wake up
thats a challenge to filmgoers.
And Im
not even saying that critics dont bend over for their favorites
all the time. Not that its
anything new. But look at the
reviews of that car wreck, Reindeer Games.
The film didnt even pretend to carry any weight, but critics
herniated discs bending over to kiss the ass of directing icon John
Frankenheimer. Some may have done the same for Spielberg.
But whether Goldstein likes it or not, a lot of people loved
A.I. Maybe theyre
right. Maybe theyre wrong.
My Critics
Are Suckers pick from last year was Dancer in the Dark.
I felt like critics liked it mostly because they saw it as daring
and original. I found it to be neither. But I felt that they wanted to like it
not because they were old or irrelevant, but because the emperors
new clothes always draw moths. Did
the films failure at the box office and at the Oscars and even
in most critics groups make me right?
No. My opinion stood and stands on its own. I am here to have an opinion, be able to defend
my opinion and to understand that a large group of people will disagree
with absolutely anything I say.
The truth
is that critics should, for the most part, disagree with public opinion,
as voted at box office. The
job of a critic is to actually know something more than your next door
neighbor. Yes, there are those
who are regular guy critics and they have their place. Popular and good are not symbiotic concepts
in the film business. I thought
Tomb Raider was crap, but I let my readers know what they were
in store for if they saw it. It
isnt my job to convince them to disregard Angelina Jolies
lips or breasts. It is my job to let them know that they are pretty much all there
is worth watching in the film. And
its not my job to convince people that The War Zone was
a rousing date movie
but to give them insight into the power of
a film that should make any audience member uncomfortable and emotional.
Judging a
film critic, especially one at an important outlet, based on Thumbs
Up or Thumbs Down is wrong. I can assure you that Roger Ebert would
prefer you read his criticism in the Chicago Sun-Times before
you decide that you know how he feels about a movie rather than to just
assume that 100 seconds of TV time hits it on the nose.
(Ironically, while Goldstein took the L.A. Times
Ken Turans review as negative, Rotten Tomatoes took
it as a positive review.)
Criticism
that is reduced to a statistic is worthless, with due respect to Rotten
Tomatoes. The job of a critic,
it seems to me, is to add some serious thought to the conversation of
films. Marketing departments
are there to get you into the theater. Critics love Memento
audiences, despite huge box office
for an art film, arent going in major numbers. Are the critics wrong? Critics
hated Star Wars: Episode One. It grossed around $800 million worldwide. Were the critics wrong?
Anyway, I
think Ive written more about why Goldsteins column was misguided
than Goldstein wrote. Yes, there
are critics who are past their primes. There are critics who embrace their personal
favorites
they need not be great filmmakers with decades of success. And there are critics who are out of touch. But context is critical. Just as I attack Patrick today, I may love
his column next Tuesday. I fail
in this space all the time. To
be judged, for better or worse, based on one column, is horrifying. On the next page, Im going to write about Alexander Payne
and Jim Taylors contributions to Jurassic Park 3
.
the guys who wrote Election have their names on this film?!?!??! And so we go on. And Patrick, rent the DVD of Kundun
one of the greatest
films from a major filmmaker that barely anyone saw. Take an evening. Light a
candle. And let it wash over
you. Well all feel better then.
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