You know that feeling when you really, really enjoy a movie
and you start to wonder whether you were just nuts or if you found the
Holy Grail? It’s particularly
distracting for someone like me who sees a lot of movies very early. Last night, I returned to Undercover Brother.
Not many people have seen it, so when I keep thinking that it’s
the most fun I’ve had in a non-festival movie theater since Amelie
and that it is the funniest comedy I’ve seen since… could it be… There’s
Something About Mary, I had to wonder whether I just had one of
those nights.
When I got to the theater, I found out that one of my favorite
people on the planet had recently gone to work with the company that
was behind Undercover Brother, UrbanEntertainment. I was glad that I already had seen the film
and didn’t have to think about being kind.
As I was chatting with her, a colleague asked, jokingly, “Why
are we seeing this?” That made
me think…
Then the movie started. Undercover
Brother is the funniest, most fearless, smartest comedy I’ve
seen since There’s Something About Mary. I laughed until I literally cried. It was actually funnier the second time around,
knowing all the jokes that were coming. Like the Farrelly Brothers classic, Undercover Brother
is a sexy comedy with a heart of gold.
The same is true of the Austin Powers films, but I liked
U.C. better than Powers because it is far more relentless than the Powers
films. Mike Myers style
of comedy is like baseball. He
and his partners set up clever ideas, twists on what we are familiar
with, then they let you do the work.
Fat Bastard starts as a big joke, then tops himself by getting
grosser and grosser.
Undercover Brother is more like football. A bunch of big gags that you may not even notice
are pounding against each other while “the play,” which is where the
forward-moving story is, goes downfield, ever pushing towards the goal. Every time U.B. goes back to a character, like
Conspiracy Brother, the character grows, but we also get a brand new
piece of business. It’s kind
of like the best of Austin Powers, like the Jerry Springer
parody or Dr. Evil and Mini-Me doing Just The Two Of Us… Undercover
Brother delivers that kind of character-and-satire combo in every
scene.
Think of it like Warner Bros. cartoons. Among my favorites are “What’s Opera, Doc?”
and “Duck Amuck” because they take our friends, embrace their characters
and still spin them in a new light.
For me, that’s the top of the form.
If your preferences lean towards Wile E. Coyote falling off a
cliff or Sylvester boxing the kangaroo – which I also love, but not
quite as much – you might be more of an Austin Powers person.
(I’m regretting not mentioning Pepe LePew or the coyote and the
sheepdog who punch in for work… but it’s becoming a complete digression.) But the thing is, whichever way you lean,
we’re talking about a level of comedy that is very, very high.
Undercover Brother may actually be a great movie, with
all that the sobriquet connotes. It’s
so funny that it actually made me wonder whether I could actually laugh
as hard at it again the third time around. One thing I know… this one I won’t be begging off of when the kids
want to go see it. The film
has more uses of the word “shit” than any PG-13 film I can remember,
but somehow it’s okay. And no
gross-out comedy… no semen earrings, no prostate massaging, no pies. And I’ll tell you what, my about–to-be-13-year-old nephew will not
laugh as hard as I will. He’s
too young to get all the jokes. I’d
say that 15 is probably the magic age on this film. 15 and 37.
IT’S A LITTLE BIT FUNNY: When I mentioned The Fast & The Furious 2 yesterday,
I got a note from young Michael Dequina (who could be old, but
he just looks so young), who has a John Singleton website (http://www.johnsingletonfilms.com/ff2.html)
in addition to his regular site, The Movie Report (www.movie-report.com). On Dequina’s site, news is that Singleton will
helm TF&TF2 and that he will bring along the star of Baby Boy,
Tyrese Gibson, for the ride. By
Wednesday night, Variety’s Michael Fleming, the guy who
most often tends to break deal news in this town, was “breaking” the
news that had already appeared on Dequina’s site.
I have mixed feeling about the Singleton news, as I have always
had hopes that Singleton would become one of Hollywood’s strong voiced
filmmakers and instead, he has become a guy who does sequels and remakes. Obviously, he has the original screenplay Baby
Boy in between Shaft and TF&TF2, but even that seemed
to be going back to the same well.
Meanwhile, though he has stopped being commercial, Spike Lee
seems to be pushing for freshness harder and harder as he gets older. Whether you like the resulting work or not, you have to appreciate
the effort.
BUNNY POST-MORTEM:
Okay, now that another Sarah Silverman show has been cancelled,
the entertainment universe begs the question… when is she going to get
her break out opportunity? She’s
been floating around celebrity for almost a decade now, tall, sexy and
perhaps a little too edgy for her own good.
Like Judy Greer, she has all the talent needed, is clearly
recognized by smart directors out there, but seems to be typed.
Ms. Greer is typed as a mouse with a secret while Ms. Silverman
seems to be typed as a ball buster.
Her hard-R stand-up style can’t be helping matters.
While comparable actresses like Sandra Bullock and Julia
Roberts became stars as “nice girls with a little edge,” Ms-es.
Silverman & Greer suffer career-wise for being too unique. It’s our loss. Silverman
ought to write herself an episode of Sex & the City in which
she becomes a new friend, replacing one of the quartet when a baby or
some fling or something removes on of the girls from the group. It would, of course, have to end badly. But it would be the kind of stunt that could win her an Emmy and
move her career into full gear. Alternately,
a slot on an ensemble drama, like ER or The West Wing
could do wonders. And to see
Silverman going head-to-head with Vincent D’Onofrio on Law
& Order: Criminal Intent (my favorite show on TV right now)
could be a lot of fun.
SILLY STRING:
Last weekend, Fox played off of the Spider-Man logotype
to sell Star Wars’ summer action hero, Yoda.
This week, Sony is using Spidey-isms to sell their next wall-crawler…
Mr. Deeds. And Fox TV
is using Spidey references to sell a showing of Anacrophobia,
which is used as a reference point for Warner Bros.’ upcoming Eight
Legged Freaks (as in, “Eight Legged Freaks is the movie that
Anacraphobia wanted to be.”) Still waiting to happen: a new non Spidey/Clones
breakout that has people talking enough to be used as a commercial reference
point for other new releases. It might not happen this summer.
SHARON THE WEALTH:
There is an exceptionally well done story by the New York
Times’ Bill Carter on the deal to sign The Osbornes for a
second season. If you don’t have your free NYT online subscription
already, get your act together and then click
here.
AHHHHHH, LIPPMAN: Anyone who has read this column
more than a few times knows how I feel about the staff at the Wall
Street Journal… greatness with an excremental side dish of Tom
King, who was described to me last week by and industry exec who
doesn’t read me as “the worst writer in the business… he’s a joke.”
John Lippman is one of the reporters who give the WSJ
the best industry coverage of any paper.
How does a really good reporter deal with internet buzz? In a story on The Sum of All Fears, Lippman writes:
“The (test) screenings showed that 90% of viewers considered
the film "good to excellent," a studio executive said. But
on Internet movie sites, volunteer reviews from those who attended the
screenings show reaction to the film is more mixed.”
Perfect. Complete.
He acknowledges the conflict between the studio’s test score
reportage and what he’s seen on the web in a case where Paramount has
played the movie openly and aggressively on college campuses for the
last month.
The overall story is also solid. It’s about Paramount choosing to show the Act Two nuclear blast
in the film so people would not feel that they were mislead into seeing
something that might make them uncomfortable in light of 9/11. And it is ironic. Jeff Wells was kept from seeing The Sum of All Fears
before Tuesday because he had gone early with a positive review of Changing
Lanes, which Jeff says he ran early because the studio was misleading
the public with its ad campaign.
Anyway, if you happen to have an online subscription to the
Journal, you can click
here to read Lippman’s story.
READER
OF THE DAY: Brain sent this
in: “Dave, As a THB reader of
several years familiar with your writing style and compositional proclivities,
I recognize the occasional but not unexpected critical riff that brings
out the breast in David Poland. With a nice, self-deprecating
touch (and as you did again recently), you have acknowledged without
apology you do refer to women's breast with some regularity.
I thought
you would like some hard data on this point: In the approximately 1189
pages posted at The Hot Button site, with material published online
since 1997, you have made exactly 147 references to the word "breast."
(The data analysis does not reveal any gender distinction, as such,
but given your critical orientation I believe it is reasonable to assume
all the references are to females.)
What does this tell us? On average, Dave refers to women's breast
29.4 times a year, i.e., 2.5 times per month or about once every two
weeks. Year in, year out.
There is
a fascinating collateral statistical anomaly in this analysis. It reveals
that since 1997 you have referred to a woman's "areola" only
three times: once in 1999 and twice in 2002. The 1999 reference is a
general one set in a comment about how television standards are pushing
the sexual envelope. You then went two years without any further areola
reference until this year, when you brought your critical observation
to bear on Kirsten Dunst's areolas, which you have referred to twice,
i.e., on separate occasions. Your extant online oeuvre reveals no areola
criticism of any other emerging or established actresses. Clearly, Ms.
Dunst's perkiness is a special case for you.
Knowledge
is power, Dave. Keep up the good work.”
E
ME: Too funny.
And the reason that Kirsten stands out… that I point her out…
that she sticks in my mind… is that she really is unique. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen an actress who seems so hard to
be showing us her goods without just going ahead and showing us her
goods. And I’m not sure that I’ve ever seen an advertiser
used expensive CG to “Maxim-ize” an actress in their commercials either.
But my main reaction is that it is amazing how one can develop
a reputation based on 30 references a year… especially when one does
250 columns a year.
What would you use Spider-Man or Attack of the Clones
to advertise… besides Ms. Dunst’s busom?