June
9, 2004
Last night's screening
of Fahrenheit 9/11 was unexpectedly attended by both of the Moore
Siblings (Michael and Demi), but only one Weinstein Brother (Harvey).
Arriving home after 1 a.m. from the film, the film itself spared me
the effort of a late night review. It can wait. I'll just leave you
with this thought… I expect Fahrenheit 9/11 to be the Far
From Heaven of this year.
More important to
me this evening are a trio of comedies that are suffering painful pre-release
buzz that I have been amazed to realize is unfair and excessive… even
inside the studios where they reside. I suspect that I will be in the
minority on two of three of these titles, but so be it.
The first film is
Garfield, which is in many ways exactly what you'd expect, but
it is both more and less. It is more funny and less manic. Make no mistake,
this is not the birth of a legendary new movie character… it's not really
as fun as Cheaper By The Dozen. But it is a solid series of one
panel comic moments, strung together into an enjoyable 75 minutes in
the theater.
Not only does Bill
Murray hit just the right notes as Garfield, but after finding myself
initially resistant to the mixture of the CG Garfield and a live-action
cast of talking animals, including Odie, who is not a realistically
drawn character in the strip, I found myself really pleased that they
made just that choice. For whatever reasons, I am willing to suspend
disbelief for talking animals, from Mr. Ed to Cats & Dogs.
And I actually enjoyed the menagerie of characters.
Fox has a difficult
marketing challenge on this film, especially in this era of one weekend
and out. Garfield is the moneymaker. But the movie is better than just
Garfield. His interaction with the other animals on the cul de sac is
really the best thing in the film. And probably in an effort not to
mix the message, Fox has leaned almost exclusively on Garfield and Ms.
Hewitt's tight clothing. (Odd admission: This is the most right-on role
that Breckin Meyer has ever had.)
That said, the humans
were the only really weak part of the story. It would have been nice
to get a little side action from those bi-peds. But Love was not dressed
for sweat, Breckin is just too nice and the bad guy, played by the reliable
Stephen Tabolowsky, didn't have quite enough to do and his sidekick
really needed to be Lee Evans or someone who could make a similarly
strong impression. Mario Cantone, now on Broadway in "Assassins"
and often seen on The View, should be the supporting player that
studios are fighting to land in the next few years.
Anyway, I was shocked
to find myself laughing at Garfield one blurry Saturday morning.
It's not the holy grail, but if you have young kids who like animals,
this one will do nicely without making you want to claw your own eyes
out.
THE BIGGEST SHOCK
of the week is The Stepford Wives, a title that has just seemed
doomed for months and months. But I am still in shock, as I laughed
at the film from the very beginning to the very end. I would need two
hours, a print, Frank Oz, and a fine tooth comb to figure out
what happened to the movie in terms of re-shoots, reconsiderations and
re-dubs. I could guess where four or five of them are in the course
of the movie. There is no question that the ending was reshaped. But
just as I started focusing on the odd bumps in the road, Glenn Close
takes things over with one of the best comic monologues I have seen
in a long time, which also happens to make sense of her character's
very existence in the film. Dare I say - about Stepford! - that if this
film somehow does real business, Glenn Close would be a serious
contender for a Supporting Actress Oscar nomination?
The Stepford
Wives is an arch, truly Rudnick-ian comedy. The conceit, which has
had many of us worried about since the film was announced, works. The
film brutalizes both sides in the battle of the sexes and there is no
end to the cynicism thrown in the fire. Somehow, Rudnick has managed
to go beyond the kind of creepy, sci-fi element of the story and gotten
to its gut… what do men and women want in a post-feminism society? And
how funny is the absurdity of it all?
Like Fox, Paramount
faces a problem selling this movie, as the best stuff take more than
5 seconds to develop. When Bette Midler is not stealing her scenes,
Roger Bart (best known for his work in "The Producers",
on Broadway) steals everything in sight… but you probably have not noticed
him once in the trailers or ads… because no one knows who he is. But
that is the movie. Nicole Kidman trying to make it down the hallway
at the office before exploding with emotion and then turning up virtually
comatose in a hospital room… terrific performance, terrific filmmaking…
but hard to get into a spot. The Washing Machine workout is a joy to
behold, especially Kidman's reaction to it. But it isn't spot material…
or if it is, you get the comedy of the hip swivel and not the whole
experience, which is a lot funnier.
By the time the
film was over, I was surprised how quickly it passed. There is some
messy stuff in the final sequence, including the reveal of the evil
in Stepford, where things lose the archness of Rudnick's voice, which
so defines the rest of the film. But then, like a bolt of lightening,
is the Glenn Close speech that seems very likely to have been
the last thing they added. There's actually green screen work, putting
Close, Kidman and Broderick in the room where the scene was first shot,
while the apparently difficult Midler inexplicably disappears. But it
doesn't matter because the speech and the performance are quite excellent.
Another thing… Jon
Cusack was due to play Kidman's husband and Joan Cusack to
play the hippie-ish best friend, I love their work, but without Broderick
and Midler, I'm not sure the movie would have worked. Broderick is a
good looking guy, but he is also small and the theme of men overwhelmed
by their women is far more believable with him up against Nicole than
John could ever be. Cusack gave a terrific man-in-panic performance
in The Road To Wellville, but he always gives of the air of a
man who was once very cocky. Not a great fit here. Likewise, Joan
Cusack is almost too funny for the role of the best friend. She
is a gifted physical comic. But the verbal heft of Midler is dead on
for her role, much as Paula Prentiss was in the original version.
Joan Cusack seems almost born to be a funny Stepford Wife. But
not Midler and that disconnect is what makes that character so right.
Did I mention home
run hitting Roger Bart?
Faith Hill
is a non-issue, outside of some fascinating insight into her upper thighs
as she walks down some stairs in one scene. But Jon Lovitz is
another really fine casting choice and Frank Oz reined him in
just far enough. And Walken… is Walken. At one point, I actually got
a good laugh just from looking at the back of his head.
I guess I haven't
mention Nicole very much. With the exception of a few bumpy beats, she
is excellent here. The funny thing is that she really does play the
straight woman to the wild band of characters. She gets to do a lot
of takes, just reacting. Well done.
The Stepford
Wives is not the return of Billy Wilder. But Frank Oz
is one of the best comedy directors in the game and he shows it here.
And the movie, if you like Rudnick humor, will make you laugh… often.
I was alone on a few laughs, but for the most part, the audience was
there with me the whole way. It is a satire and as I have been saying
forever, if Stepford works, it is still hard to sell. Well, it works
a lot better than I expected. And it will be hard to sell. But in a
comedy-hungry summer, audience could do a lot worse.
THE
BEST OF THE TRIO is another real surprise, for me at least. Dodgeball
is silly, careless, Farrellyesque, losers vs winners comedy with
a raunchy edge. And I laughed my ass off.
As with both of
the other pictures, the marketing challenge is unique. Here, the best
known elements are Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn. But this
film is a true ensemble. And Stiller, who gives his best caricature
performance ever, offers a character more complex than Zoolander
could ever be. In fact, if Derek Zoolander wasn't so oblivious and
really understood where he came from, he might find a connection with
White Goodman, his Dodgeball character.
The set-up is pure
Animal House. The misfit gym, led by the laid back stud guy,
is threatened with extinction. The dominant gym is the source of much
of the trouble, with some uncomfortable history between the leader of
that group and the leader of the misfits. Instead of double secret probation
in Dodgeball, there is a mortgage in foreclosure.
The Dodgeball playing
feel leads to a lot of balls smashing into people. That makes me laugh…
I admit it. But you also get to develop relationships with the geeks,
most of whom are basically unknowns. Stephen Root is the big
name on the misfit side. Justin Long looks like a pubescent
Jimmy Fallon, but he's not. But you get to know each guy and make
a real connection.
The director, Rawson
Thurber, not surprisingly, was the director of the great Terry
Tate, Office Linebacker spots that ran last year. Again…. Lots of
funny hitting.
It is all too stupid
to watch a movie about Dodgeball. But it is laugh out loud funny
and what more do you want from a comedy? Ben Stiller will make you think
twice before you go out for pizza after the movies. And the surprise
cameos are more than enough reason to avoid imdb until after you've
seen the film.
Dodgeball, White
Chicks, Anchorman and Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
are all looking like strong entries in the comedy category, suddenly
making 2004 look like a good comedy summer. It is to laugh.
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ME: What comedy are you most looking forward to this summer?