Week
Of August 21, 2006 -
Snake
Handling Mon / Anniversary
Wed / Fri
August
23, 2006
Number
9, Number 9, Number 9...
Yesterday was the
9th anniversary of The Hot Button.
Since it was a Tuesday,
I decided to wait to "celebrate" until today. But then, Mr.
Redstone & Mr. Cruise decided to change the conversation.
Still… I don't much
care.
If Sumner Redstone
was really dumping people from Viacom for lifestyle choices, he would
have to fire a high percentage of people he's hired. The spin about
it all being about $10 million in overhead is amusing after the studio
has splurged on DreamWorks, carries extra layers of employee fat, has
given John Lesher an annual budget no less than 10 times what
the old Paramount Classics spent, and are now investing $6 million in
building an outlet of The Grill on the lot. (Maybe they're planning
on making that money back at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf they're
building in the soon-to-be-former Company Store. Soon they'll be building
a Crunch in the Marathon Building and making money helping staff lose
their Ice Blended weight.)
Anyway… about me…
It's quite amazing
how each year of doing this column has been so different in so many
ways. When I started, there was no other daily entertainment column,
except for Army Archerd in Variety. There were no blogs.
Newspaper websites were extremely limited.
These days, not
only are there thousands of fairly accessible movie blogs, but I have
one, too. And as I found myself nine years ago feeling that there was
a need for a daily column about movies and the business of movies, I
found myself a few months ago feeling the need to limit the column to
three a week, supplemented daily by the blog and, of course, Movie City
News.
Even with the reduced
output, I find the stats a little surprising. I've written just under
3000 columns, representing about 3.5 million words. Those columns have
been read no fewer than 50 million times. (And if I had a dollar for
every…)
In addition, today
will mark the 1000th entry in The Hot Blog since it moved to the MCN
server 17 months ago. In that time, the blog has gotten over 38,500
comments. Before that, housed on TypePad, there were 294 entries and
over 5000 comments in its 6 months and 17 days. Really, it's shocking
to me that in a couple of weeks, I will have been blogging for two full
years.
The first entry
was "Do
I Need A Blog?" I'm still wondering.
The
first Hot Button column was long enough ago that the Sundance Cinemas
were launched, cancelled, GCC went under and was sold, and recently,
relaunched, with the first Sundance Cinemas finally opening.
DreamWorks launched
its first film in my first month… and now, it is part of Paramount.
(If I have an 11th anniversary, that might change yet again.)
MGM, UA, Paramount,
Artisan, USA Films, Polygram, DreamWorks, and Universal (3 times) have
all been sold during this tenure. And technically, you can add Warner
Bros, which was "acquired" in the AOL merger.
Gossip culture has
risen… newspapers have slid. Television journalism is suffering mightily.
The position of
the internet has changed a lot… and hasn't. Just last week, I was talking
about "web vs print" with a studio exec who knows better.
I haven't heard an angry word from a studio (aside from personality
stuff) about Ain't It Cool News in 2 years. I haven't heard a
nice word about some others on the web in those same two years.
DVD didn't exist
when this column started. There were 1 million websites on earth when
it launched. There are over 50 million now. Back then, there was no
DSL, Wi-Fi or Blackberry and if you wanted to take your cell phone out
of America, you had to rent another phone in the country you visited.
This summer, the
industry put out more than a half dozen movies that required an investment,
including P&A, of over $300 million. And then, we get a slew of
stories about how conservative Hollywood is now getting. (Just can't
do it for $250 million!)
The biggest change
is how all of us on the web - and that now includes all of Traditional
media - feed on one another. It used to be simple aggregation, but with
everyone offering an opinion about everything, the echo chamber is often
mind boggling. The speed of the news cycle continues to increase to
absurd levels and the stickiness of what is considered important is
at an all-time low.
Anyway…
I owe thanks. This
year, it will first be to you, the readers. You are not only my source
of income, but you are my daily source of inspiration and motivation.
Knowing that you are out there, waiting… often putting up, in years
past, with periods of erratic posting… reading as many as 20,000 words
of copy in a single week. I am honored and even humbled, hard as that
might be to imagine.
Next up, Laura
Rooney, who is my partner on MCN, and who not only posts and designs
for the column, but adds the great quotations on the front page each
day.
The genesis of the
column was at TNT's roughcut.com, where I started writing a weekly while
I was still writing at EW, and soon thereafter pushed them into letting
me do the daily. Andy "Anderson" Jones talked me into
coming to roughcut.com in the first place (and has regretted it ever
since). The masterful Scot Safon, then of TNT and now of CNN,
oversaw the site and allowed me free reign to express my most wild opinions,
no matter who got pissed off.
I want to thank
the folks at studios who have gotten the joke. If you don't know, they
tend to hate to see their names in print, so I will just leave it with,
"You know who you are."
And I even thank
those, at studios and in media, who hate my frickin' guts. That is a
learning experience each and every time I am confronted with those issues.
And hopefully, I will get better at dealing with them one of these days.
And so, as we kick
of Year 10 of The Hot Button, a bit of a tradition for this column….
TOP
TEN HOT BUTTON RULES OF THUMB
1. Great Media Outlets'
Standards Are Less Stringent When The Subject Is Entertainment And That
Sucks.
2. $150 Million
Is No Longer A Blockbuster In Theatrical… But Right Now Represents The
Start Of A Road To More Than $200 Million In Returns to The Studio In
Most Cases Thanks To The New DVD Market And Expanded International Theatrical
Market.
3. Successful Movie
Advertising Sells One Idea At A Time… And There Actually Has To Be An
Idea Worth Selling
4. The Story Of
The Moment Is Almost Never The Real Story
5. There Are Very
Few Journalists In Entertainment Journalism
6. Talent Is Your
Friend Until It's Time For Talent Not To Be Your Friend
7. Reviewing Scripts
Or Test Screenings Is Selfish And Immoral… You Do Not Know What Effect
Sticking Your Nose Into Process Will Have And More Often Than Not It
Is Negative
8. Opening Weekend
Is Never About The Quality Of The Movie
9. There Are Things
I Know And Things I Don't Know And Sometimes They Change
10.Love What You
Do And Do What You Love Or Get The Fuck Out.
E
Me.
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Of June 19, 2006 - Cinevegas
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Us Wed/Prada
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Of June 26, 2006 - Pirates
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Of July 12, 2006 - M.
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Of July 17, 2006 -
8 A Year Mon / Water
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