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September 13, 2006

We Didn't Just Hate Bobby
to the tune of We Didn't Start The Fire, by Billy Joel

Lindsay Lohan, Heather Graham, Young Stoners, Nick Cannon
Lobby Chess, Joy Bryant, Guy Who Played Frodo

Bill H. Macy, has affairs, overacting, underwears
Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, And Emilio

Fishburne, stink-bomb, Christian Slater, Out Of Jail
Hopkins, "Who Am I?", Cashing checks with lotsa pride

Fred Rodriguez, Gets 'way clean, Forgot to write for Martin Sheen
Helen Hunt, Sharon Stone, looking for that Oscar bone

CHORUS
We didn't just hate Bobby
Left our ire burning
And our stomachs churning
We didn't just hate Bobby
Oh we tried to fight it
But the film ignited

Repetition, Story holes, Slater and Dave Krumholtz
Joshua Jackson, Keeping pace-y, Where is the plot?

Kit-chen, Kip Purdue, Where were all the wealthy Jews
Oren Skoog and Martin Sheen in shock

Isham, Composed, Score so loud it bled my nose
Each story, Richard Chew, Disconnected, He was screwed

What says, Kennedy, Each good idea, Spawned 2 or 3
Acting grace, What a waste, good intentions ruined

CHORUS
We didn't just hate Bobby
Left our ire burning
And our stomachs churning
We didn't just hate Bobby
Oh we tried to fight it
But the film ignited

Politics, Waitress pouts, Operators, Putting out
Ethnic, No one's gay, Harry Belafonte

Vietnam, Marriage scam, California baseball
Politics, swept aside, film dead before Bobby died

Tennis courting, acid, so wacky, off the chart
earring hoops, Castro, screenplay is a no go

2 Much, Celebrity, less of them would set it free
Estevez's, "Love Boat", Bobby sinks from too much bloat

CHORUS
We didn't just hate Bobby
Left our ire burning
And our stomachs churning
We didn't just hate Bobby
Oh we tried to fight it
But the film ignited

Sharon Stone, Demi Moore, Shoulda Been A Massive Score
Tony, Harry, Why are they there?

Big on miscellania, Where's the Bobbymania
Heather Graham, Lohan, Didn't see enough of them

Big things, Expect, But the movie is a wreck
DCP, not blown away, what else do I have to say

CHORUS
We didn't just hate Bobby
Left our ire burning
And our stomachs churning
We didn't just hate Bobby
Oh we tried to fight it
But the film ignited

We didn't just hate Bobby
But when lights are on
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

E Me.

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