Week
Of May 14, 2007 - Wed
/ Fri
May
16, 2007
Ten Things The Studio
Doesn't Want You To Know ...
Numbers 1 - 5
HOW
MUCH DOES THE MOVIE COST?
But there is a whole parade of reasons why studios don't want the real
numbers in play. One is to avoid detailed analysis by those of
us who really have no vested interest. Another and greater reason
is to avoid detailed analysis by those people who have a direct interest
in what the bottom line looks like. They do have to offer some
detailed reports to profit participants, but there is a long held assumption
that these reports are almost always inaccurate and filled with studio-friendly
twists, at least until the audit.
The classic rule
in Hollywood is that if you actually have to file a lawsuit, you and
your representation have failed to do the job. Rage is a daily
part of this town, but plausible deniability allows people to keep working
together, even when they hate one another. Lawsuits shatter that
false front.
HOW
MUCH DOES THE MOVIE REALLY COST?
The media has become much more aggressive about digging out the rumors
and realities of movie budgets these days, in great part because the
massive numbers of some of the movies make good copy. In response,
studios with budgets of over $100 million have taken to "setting
the budget" by giving the number they feel they can get away with
to a major media outlet. One thing you can be sure of ... if the
studio is admitting to $282 million, it's a lot more than that.
(Even at that budget level, millions are still a lot of money and tens
of millions are still BIG money, often the difference between red and
black ink.) Setting that figure somewhere relatively comfortable
means that a third group, investors, won't start complaining at a corporate
level.
HOW
SIGNIFICANT IS THE STUDIO TO THE OVERALL BUSINESS OF THEIR PARENT COMPANIES?
The hard reality is, modestly. The studios are very high profile,
especially considering how small they are as segments of the bigger
companies. Full service film studios can be very profitable and
they can actually lose money in a given year. But with annual
studio budgets that never have cracked $2 billion (as far as I know),
these divisions are significant, but not primary part of the multination
corporations that they are a part of. Obviously, the dynamic is
different at a place like MGM, which is barely full service these days.
And Viacom is mostly a media company, so Paramount means more to their
future, even if success and failure have not moved the stock needle,
driving Sumner Redstone to distraction and a so-far-unsuccessful
stock split.
Companies like New
Line and the Weinstein Miramax, which was something of a partnership
with Disney, are even less significant to the gains and losses.
The mega-success of The Lord of The Rings trilogy and Harry
Potter did nothing to the stock price of Time-Warner. And
losing money on something like Superman Returns won't do anything
either. The reason why execs scramble for cover is not to save
the company, but to save their asses.
At Sony, Howard
Stringer is very fortunate to be in an "up" cycle with
Columbia and the rest of the motion picture division. With electronics
flailing, the movie business is a bright light. But if things
cycle back to a 2 or 3 year down period on the movie side, as they often
do, expect a speedy break up of the assets.
HOW
MUCH CONTROL DO STUDIO EXECS ACTUALLY HAVE OVER THE STUDIO'S FORTUNES?
Well, the easy answer is, "all of it." After all, they
are making the calls. But the tougher answer is "some."
After you watch
this business for a while, you start to realize that everyone has hot
streaks and cold streaks and they seem somewhat beyond logic. It makes
the execs who have long wining runs all the more impressive. There
have always been sequels, but the arrival of the modern franchise -
once again, a piece of movie history that starts with Star Wars
- has changed the dynamic yet again.
For a studio exec
to live off of a franchise of six or seven or eight years makes little
sense, really. Sure, any one of the films could damage the series.
But really, aside from making the initial deal, who is responsible for
Bond, for Potter, for Spidey, for Pirates? Especially as budgets
crack the $200 million, $250 million, and $300 million mark? That
would be the people who make the movies, hands on. Because with
that kind of juice behind it, the machinery is bigger than the execs,
for better or for worse.
As a result of these
franchises, execs extend their careers. Why was Superman
being seen a successful so important to Warner Bros? Because it
is a venerable franchise and WB is competing with Spider-Man,
et al, and if they fail in that game, they are deeply humbled.
But in terms of the studio's fortunes, they sold off half the movie
during production, so there wasn't all that much upside financially
anyway. It's the illusion that it matters that matters.
WHO
IS BEING BLAMED FOR FAILURE X?
Have you ever noticed how fingers are never pointed in public when a
movie crashes and burns? You don't think everyone is so pleasantly
well behaved in the hallways of the studios, do you? Here's a
hint ... if you aren't blaming someone else, you are to blame.
The famous Wheel
of Blame is about the right tool to come up with an answer. Its
prongs include, "Bad Date," Bad Concept," "Bad Marketing,"
and "Bad Title." Where the wheel can never go
is, "Bad Studio Chief." As a result, every supporting
group in the process feels the heat. No matter what the turd shot out
of the bowels of the studio, distribution is expected to find "
the date that will work" and marketing is expected to find a way
to sell it.
Of course, not throwing
blame around is cause for the employees of a studio to love the boss.
Without naming names, there is one studio dependent in town where the
boss really embraces every movie they put out and when something doesn't
work, may be disappointed, but realizes the challenges he sometimes
puts in the hands of his team. On the other hand, a dependent
that had every ounce of success they could have ever imagined last year
continues to seek an answer to why things didn't go even better, looking
not at the content of the films, but at the value of the employees.
Blame is tough.
Numbers
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Book Wed
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/ Grindhouse
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Ranking Wed / Top
20 Fri
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/ Tribeca
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